Just a day after I claimed Sunil as possibly the greatest gift to our generation, from the depths of YouTube purgatory has risen a pasty, freckle faced messiah. His name is CopperCab and his message is clear: Ginger’s have souls.

Story is: South Park made fun of gingers. CopperCab is a ginger. Everyone at CopperCab’s school watches South Park.

Everybody else gets respect. I mean, black people, white people, Mexicans; everyone. Gingers. Why do gingers have to be put down so much, besides their hair color…WHAT IS SO FRICKEN’ DIFFERENT! TELL ME!!!

Point: Ginger. We all remember America’s collective *gasp* when the President was called that racial slur.

Congratulations. The internets have found the only YouTube-user to have never actually used YouTube. Unless you’re a kitten, baby or panda, no sympathys for u.

Case in point:

I think we’ve all learned our lesson.

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Whats the verdict, Stifler?

Off Statik’s upcoming 100 Proof, Cons drops bars delving into his pseudo-nihilistic rationale to his chronic substance abuse.

Nah, not really.

Download: Statik Selektah feat. Consequence — Life is Short

UPDATE: Forgot to add this cut Cons recently dropped with Asher……so, yea.
Download: Consequence feat. Asher Roth — Childish Games

From one of those knockoff dance shows — this one in Trinidad — arises possibly one of our generation’s greatest inspirations and if his voice matches the moves, with even more genre-bending potential than the man himself, Billy Hung.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s my pleasure to present to you Contestant #304: Sunil.

Long-time friend of the site, Lyriciss, finally drops his latest & greatest. I’ve had this on play for a couple weeks now, but he’s finally released it for mass consumption. Dope underground DMV hip-hop. Download & Dissect.

Download: Lyriciss — The Practice

As opposed to the track just below, this jam gets right to the point. Fiyah.

Download: JayEnvy — Bang in this Club

Oh man. I don’t even know what to say about this one. Depending on how drunk your crowd is, this could have two completely different outcomes on the dancefloor. Either way, it’s fucking hilarious.

Download: The Hangover — Strippers & Cocaine (DJ JEM remix)

Download: Damian Marley & Nas — As We Enter

Catchy jam dropped off in the SoundCloud by dude that sounds like a younger Rodric.

Download: Charles Sweeting — No Way

AAaaaand Cassidy attempts to dig his way out of irrelevance by getting Beatz track that sounds like every other Swizz Beatz track he’s ever done. Which when you plug into Babelfish loosely translates to “Be prepare to hear this at every drunk party you attend where women choose the music”

Download: Cassidy feat. Swizz Beatz — Henny and Bacardi

Another ATL-MIA connect. These two must throw the most inhibition-less parties this side of the Mississippi, cheesus. Again, Larry King is in no way related to this track, but he kind of reminds me of my 10th grade Chem teacher who I’m 98% sure dropped a shit ton of acid back in the day. So…yea.

Download: Lil’ Jon feat. Pitbull — Work It Out